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I start every single mornin with a breakfast of iron, i eat nails and shit razors. I am creatively open minded and fashion aware. I have many pet peeves and few people know the real me. Very easily entertained and i am a self diagnosed sufferer of occasional OCD. I buy old PS2 and XBOX games because they remind me of my earlier days. Apparently to some im "A self centered, fashion whore who moonlights as an asshole on a few occasions"
Nov 08
I told myself i wouldn’t mention the New York Effin Giants losing their 4th straight game to drop to 5-4 and be just up on the Redskins (ew!). However i find it imperative that the Internet gods somehow intervene because the football gods have turned a deaf ear on me. (Thank YOU! baseball gods, you came to your senses) I digress, whats wrong with my Giants? Lets see. We arent running the ball like we used to. We arent passing the ball like we used to. Our Offensive Coordinator couldnt call a play if Sprint gave him the unlimited plan (ok, that was corny) Our training staff needs to be fired. How many injuries to key players are we allowed before we call guys off the street? Our previous starting safety C.C I-cant-even-cover-my-grandma-with-a-blanket Brown is horrible, terrible, abhorrent, appalling, atrocious, awe-inspiring, awesome, awful, beastly, desperate, dire, disastrous, disturbing, dreadful, frightful, ghastly, gruesome, harrowing, horrendous, loathsome, monstrous, offensive, petrifying, poor, repulsive, revolting, rotten, serious, severe, shocking, unfortunate, unnerving, unpleasant, unwelcome, vile ( yes I used a thesaurus) There is my list. Thank you BYE week. Lets see if the week off (and this) helps the football gods remove their earplugs. *kanye shrug*

I told myself i wouldn’t mention the New York Effin Giants losing their 4th straight game to drop to 5-4 and be just up on the Redskins (ew!).

However i find it imperative that the Internet gods somehow intervene because the football gods have turned a deaf ear on me. (Thank YOU! baseball gods, you came to your senses)

I digress, whats wrong with my Giants? Lets see.

  • We arent running the ball like we used to.
  • We arent passing the ball like we used to.
  • Our Offensive Coordinator couldnt call a play if Sprint gave him the unlimited plan (ok, that was corny)
  • Our training staff needs to be fired. How many injuries to key players are we allowed before we call guys off the street?
  • Our previous starting safety C.C I-cant-even-cover-my-grandma-with-a-blanket Brown is horrible, terrible, abhorrent, appalling, atrocious, awe-inspiring, awesome, awful, beastly, desperate, dire, disastrous, disturbing, dreadful, frightful, ghastly, gruesome, harrowing, horrendous, loathsome, monstrous, offensive, petrifying, poor, repulsive, revolting, rotten, serious, severe, shocking, unfortunate, unnerving, unpleasant, unwelcome, vile ( yes I used a thesaurus)

There is my list. Thank you BYE week. Lets see if the week off (and this) helps the football gods remove their earplugs.

*kanye shrug*

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